Tuesday, December 30, 2008
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HO HO HOOO..MELI KISMAS!!
hhohohohooo...Acih nyer 'tabung' lagi beso dari mak dier okeh!!!! pastu kami gi makan selepas kelaparan berendam kan.... rambut Acih tu mak dier baru jek trim..hehehehe... ok ok..nak mkn aper? cik Acih biasa amik2 order nie.... anak saya yg kekadang buat saya happy..kadang buat saya rasa mcm nak bunuh diri!!!len kali tolong jgn order icekim kalo takat kutip kacang jek dlm tuh!! order kacang jer ok Acih?balik tu kami round2 nak usha KRISTA tuh kat presint 9..ini kah?? OMG.. ini ker krista dier? i imagined mcm kat Subang nyer Krista... sgt gah.. ngn kaler purple lagik.. ni kalo x pasan mmg x nampak.. and u know what.. i did called this Krista this morning.. and the girl said the registration fees around rm1,300.. ha? my friend said kat Puchong dalam rm750.. sajer.. pastu the monthly fees will be around rm420... (full day incl. day care).. my friend yg kat Kembangan tu around rm350 sajer... ish ishhh... mak fening.. tp x per... i'm gonna take leave tomorrow and go to this krista for more details... erghhh erghhhh... then suddenly this budak kecik crying... aik? me and Pak Radie mcm pelik.. terus tanyer..'why Acih? naper?".. budak ni ckp "papa cakap school nie buruk!!!!!!!!! mana ada buruk.....".. hahahahha.. padan muker ko Pak Radie... dah tau anak jenis sensitip emo lebey... kutuk2 lagi... sbb dah ckp Acih nak masuk school nie... anak aku x leh terima hakikat org ckp dia buruk... atau aper2 yg berkaitan dia tu buruk..kuakakkakaka... dia ckp bedosa ckp buruk okeh!!!! pastu balik umah... salin baju.. gi teman Auntie Anny ada wedding kat P.16.. kami pegi betiga sajer... pas burp kat kenduri kawin... terus balik umah...
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
GIRLS LEPAKING SESSION...
dah select2 yg paling cun okeh.. hahahah.. cun ker?
naper letak tangan situ????? DON'T ASKKKKK!!!!!!
Sib baik kusi tu tutup dagu aku yg labuh itew...
lakonan perfect cik Atta tgh gayut tepon.. ces!!! dia ni lah yg psycho aku kata aku gemok pas banak dulu... biler tgk badan dia yg sekepeng.. terus bekobar2 nak kurus... (tp perut ttp glebeh..ces!)
anny tolong snap...
a'ah aku tau.. rambut aku mcm pompuan giler... (tlg bagi laluan)...
us
yer yerr... aku tau.. dah cukup tegedik2 dah nie... dahhh jom blah..aku nk masuk opis....
Kasih & Mama went jogging...
waaaa..... sgt boleh harap lah... motip pala aku x der????? ok ok... nasib pandai plak lepas tu..hehehe...
jadinyer...smlm x der lah berjogging ker aper.. jogging2 manjer ngn acih jek kat sini...
Acih tetap mcm mak dier.. lari nyer sket jek..haus lebih!! hahah.. lari 5 langkah carik air..pastu tonggang kopok dia bg habis... heheh... pastu aku ckp "cpt acih lari lagi.. kita gemok kan..nanti leh kurus".. hahahha.. dan2 tu dia pegang prot dia.. "Kacih kurus....".. huh??!!! kurusssss konon!!
muker eksyen x suker owang amik gambo.. eh smlm acih singkap baju Pak Radie.. pastu dia sound ngn muker tekejut "uihhhhhh.. ni perot ke apa? besa nye?"... hahahah.. suker2 ati dier jerk.... prot Pak Radie dia kata beso?.. abis prot aku ni aper???? tak pon ayat dier "uihhh.. ni pusat ke apa? besanyer"... huahahah...
ni kejadian 2 hari lepas time balik dari nursery... Acih jerit.. "mama.. tgk kete tu..ada Doraemon..cutenye".. then aku terus toleh.. waaa sempat snap gambo.... aku pon ckp "a'ah laa..comelnyer... Kasih nak ke kete kasih gambo ultraman mcm tu..cantik ke?"... kasih diam jek.. then aku tanyer lagi.. skali dia jawab.."mama.... tengok betul2.. tu bukan otomennnn..tu doraemon"... erghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... asik nak kenekan aku jek sumer org dlm donia nieh!!!! ces.....
Story 2
ni gi alamanda ari ahad arituh... heheh.. budak ni.. memacam.. nak tu nak ni.... nak cing.. nak yak.. sumer arr.. tensi aku.. tp syok arr alamanda skang ni... big apple baru jek bukak next to starbucks tuh.. lagi nak aper? sumer ada okeh... (belagak giler aku nih).. hahahha..
uihhhh ni orang ker aper nieh???nachos adalah kegemaran saya jugak..lagik2 yg cheeze.. arghhh.. sgt sedap kat The Coast..tp sian aku tgk coast ni..mcm nak bankrupt jek.. meja yg aku dok pon dah senget..dah patah actually tapak bawah tu.. bengong!.. pastu x der org pon diri kat luar kedai.. ada ler 2 org jek staff dok dlm dok kat kaunter... bubuh ler loceng ker.. so biler ada customer nak tambah order ker.. kita 'tinggggg' jek dari luar.. abis takkan nak jerit???
masa Pak Radie bawak acih gi cing... lalu kat starbucks..dorang bagi ayaq free..sgt comel cup dier tuh..hahha.ngn straw pendek mcm kene kerat tuh.. auww.. one for me.. one for you... (jgn tanyer naper segala bag.. segala kain dok kat perot mcm tu...heheh..mak kan business kek lapis skang nih) sedap2 minum mcm tu... pastu si clumsy-filla ni telah menumpahkan ayaq tu kat bag..nasib x masuk dlm bag... hishhhhhh "aper pegang sumer jatuh"... ayat yg salu digunakan utk marah Acih... kini sesuai direfer kepada aku plak... yer yer...cukup ar dulu citer utk arini...
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Kepada Puan Jujue Lopez...
Dear CPM,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your closet and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before a new life as a clone.Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
-Filla-
Just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below:
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is overRed - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monasteryBlack - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit onRed - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm openOther - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
and now... i'm tagging....jeng jeng jengg...
1.Jujue
2.Fara
3.Moon
4.Azie
5.Lenny (walopon ko bepantang.. hahaha)
6.Ila (walopon x der internet kat ward)
6.Shila..(ko suker kan)..heheh
6. dan lain2 yg suker
Kejadian ngeri tapi comel...
- Tempat kejadian:Baby Gap KLCC
- Masa kejadian:Petang hari
- Tarikh kejadian:20 Disember 2008
- Mood Kasih:Excited giler
- Makan:Foodcourt KLCC (sizzling noodle for filla & lamb kebab for Pak Radie... (Acih ate her mom's noodle)
- Berjaya beli:MAC eyeshadow yg diidamkan oleh mak Acih tu... erm..... singlet gap utk acih (make sure yg ada less 40% okehhh)..hahaha.. topshop checked shirt & yellow top for mak acih lagi.... sekian... duit lebih tu utk membazir di esok hari...
- Kempunan:sangat kempunan nak makan kat Ampang Hometown Yong Tow Foo (setelah hampir 10 kali round kat area Ampang Point yg mcm bangang jer parking space dier.. )
- Tragedi:mak acih hampir tejatuh kat foodcourt klcc masa nak bli food.. lantai licin.. tp buat-buat kewl sambil mulut membebel marah sbb lantai tu basah!
- Niat:nak bli kan MIL kebab..tp she called and said she already prepare kari daging korban... so niat automatically cancel...
- Dahaga:before balik haus nak giler... so bli ice blended & lolipop for Acih..
- Kesihatan:lepas jek minum mocha tuh... prot sakit giler.. terus bawak Acih.. masuk toilet paling mencekik darah.. sbb harga dia RM2 per entry...
- Tragedi no. 2:masuk toilet ngan Acih.. it was my turn.. and asked Acih to turn back.. ok.. then Acih asked me.. 'mama.. busuk... ada org berak'....... hahahha.. 'ooo..mama berak eh?'.. shhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 'bukan mama.... org sebelah.. shhh.. ckp slow2 nanti org tu dengar'..
- Tragedi no.3:toilet mahal giler.. so byk product bodyshop kat toilet tu utk kita guna.. me usha2.. nampak face mist + vit E kot... waaahh.. i was so excited.. and read the instruction.. then just spray my face without closing my eyes... so damn stupid kan? tp sebelah ada org..so buat2 kewl.. pastu pedih giler mata..then i read again.. 'close your eyes and spray'... damn!!!
wei ni kasut ker kapal layar.... beso..hahaha... Acih wanted to try all of them.. go ahead Acih!!
Monday, December 22, 2008
bz weekend...
hehe..mcm berjanji lak pakai baju ijo2 nie..hehehe.. tgk syahmie...bambam mcm acih!!! heheh.. Acih awal2 dah ilang gi main kat playroom kat sepital ni ngn en. Poek..hehehe.. kami doakan ila selamat melahirkan baby yg sihat yer!!! syahmie jgn noti2 yer..nanti tolong mummy ok?..
kedian saya masuk topshop dan menerai baju tersebut di atas.. kata checked shirt nie so in-trend skang ni kan? so sajer lah tegedik2...
saya telah menerai yg ini jugak... dan telah tanpa byk soal memilih salah satu checked shirt tersebut.... hehehehe.. skang ni..mana jek fitting room x der acih? dia mesti nak ikut sibuk..pastu membebel2 kat dlm tu..eh..mama x malu.. nampak *tuttt* .. nampak niee.. nampak tu.. heee tensi okeh! pastu otw balik SA nampak kete kelisa nie...uwaaaaaaaaa aku emo... aku sensitip...aku rindu sgt.... sama x der apa yg berubah.... walopon dah 3rd hand dah... ni ler kete aku masa bujang dulu.... eh..lps kawin pon aku msh pakai lagik.... now dah jual dah owner ke3 dah... aku still salu nampak sbb org ni dok Shah Alam...owang bujang... so kadang tenampak gak!..